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Wine country tour guide Miles Trout vows to find the truth behind the suspicious public death of his cousin, Reptile Wines co-owner Lucky Tarpitz. When the corpse disappears, Miles is pulled into a dark world of loan sharks, money launderers and obsessed federal agents. Lucky’s scheming mother Angelina, the high-voltage spark behind Reptile Wines, continually leads him astray while Lucky’s distraught relatives mount a non-stop campaign of booby-traps and ambushes. In his crazed search, Miles spends extravagantly on his lazy racehorse Love Blisters, dances with a witch, and carries on a stumbling love affair with a former exotic dancer. Then he finally strikes pay dirt by unearthing a long dead winemaker astronomer who is busy inviting outer space aliens to visit the Napa Valley.

Reptile Wines John Hewitt Books

In John Hewitt's comic novel Reptile Wines, the plot seems like a ride in a bi-plane as it swoops and turns, heads for a crash, and then pulls up just in time for a safe landing. The plot takes you to the land of California wine growers. You get to know both the scheming winery owners and the down-to-earth workers. The plot not only carries you over the byways of California's Napa and Sonoma valleys but also into space… literally. Rarely--if ever--in literature have the worlds of winemaking and science fiction intersected like this. Subplots include an ill-fated race horse and a former exotic dancer. Hewitt, with his razor sharp word choice and outrageous sense of humor, transports the reader on a never-to-be-forgotten ride through the land of chardonnay and pinot noir. Ken Kobre, photojournalist and author

Product details

  • Paperback 376 pages
  • Publisher Pump Island Tales (July 22, 2016)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10 099770540X

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The producers and purveyors of wine in California's Napa Valley tend to take themselves rather seriously. That makes them a tempting target for comic novelist John Hewitt.

Hewitt's latest, "Reptile WInes," might best be described as "Carl Hiassen meets 'Sideways,'" with pinches of "Falconcrest" and "The Godfather" tossed in for spice.

Like Hiassen, his Florida alter ego, Hewitt dances all along the fine line separating reality from total absurdity -- and makes it work. Who else would think of a funeral where a stuffed horse is substituted for the missing corpse, only to implode in the crematory oven? Or naming a racehorse "Love Blisters"?

Trying to steer through Hewitt's tale is a little like riding a bumper car at the carnival -- new surprises keep popping up to knock the story off-course. Among other things, it includes lone sharks, gamblers, exotic dancers, witches and aliens. Main character Miles (also the name of Paul Giammati's memorable "Sideways" wine snob) gets caught up in the affairs of the DellaContorni family, the Wine Country's version of the Corleones. In the process, and through his relationship with family outcast Angelina -- he discovers a pack of backstabbers that makes the Falconhurst combatants look like the Waltons.

Besides trying to squeeze a few dollars out of a plodding, ungrateful racehorse, Miles is also on a quest to find out whether his friend Lucky Tarpitz is alive or dead. In that regard, he's not alone, because Lucky has a history of conveniently "dying" when his list of debts gets too long.

If you like Haissen, you'll like "Reptile Wines." It's best enjoyed with a bottle of pinot grigio and a sense of humor.
In John Hewitt's comic novel Reptile Wines, the plot seems like a ride in a bi-plane as it swoops and turns, heads for a crash, and then pulls up just in time for a safe landing. The plot takes you to the land of California wine growers. You get to know both the scheming winery owners and the down-to-earth workers. The plot not only carries you over the byways of California's Napa and Sonoma valleys but also into space… literally. Rarely--if ever--in literature have the worlds of winemaking and science fiction intersected like this. Subplots include an ill-fated race horse and a former exotic dancer. Hewitt, with his razor sharp word choice and outrageous sense of humor, transports the reader on a never-to-be-forgotten ride through the land of chardonnay and pinot noir. Ken Kobre, photojournalist and author
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